In times of trouble
Ellen Ripley comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
#*bites fist so hard there might be a permanent mark* #hicks: ‘did she just say bug out and nuke it? she did. OMG SO TURNED ON RN ‘#hicks: [stares at ripley in literal open-mouthed approval and adoration] #burke: ‘she’s just a girl why are we listening to her? lady brains are smaller it’s science. #burke: hey army guy back me up you’re a man like I’m a man let’s be men tell her she’s stupid #hicks: [repeats ripley’s suggestion verbatim] #hicks: [shoot ripley a look to see if she understood he means ‘I formally offer my head twixt your thighs at some future date] #ripley: [approving appraising look] #hicks: NAILED IT
additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes
6 AM: jogging
7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options
3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall
4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s
6 PM: dinner for one
7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably
That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.
Suns Out Guns Out
Spring’s here to stay and that means no more excuses not to make it to the gym. Sweat in style this year and step up your activewear with Todd Snyder x Champion. Everything in this collection is old-school rugged, comfy as hell, and heathered to perfection. We seriously can’t get enough of this collab. If we could steal this entire store, we would.